January 2012
“I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes.
Because if you are making...”
– (via neil-gaiman)
December 2011
Did Americans in 1776 Have British Accents? →
Mmmm, linguistics. :D
When you accidentally step on your pet's foot
Dog: IT'S OK I LOVE YOU ANYWAYS YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND COME ON LET'S GO PLAY!!!!!
Cat: What the fuck? Do you have any idea what you just did? You stepped on my fucking foot, you moron. I will not accept your apology so easily I'll just leave you for a while and hide and when you come near me I'll hiss at you bitch. Go on a diet you fatass maybe then it won't hurt so goddamn much.
“Oh god it’s wonderful
to get out of bed
and drink too much coffee
and smoke...”
– Frank O’Hara (via atomiclanterns)
“I’ve learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does...”
– Maya Angelou (via marleyandme)
