I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes. Because if you are making...– (via neil-gaiman)
Did Americans in 1776 Have British Accents? →
Mmmm, linguistics. :D
When you accidentally step on your pet's foot
Dog: IT'S OK I LOVE YOU ANYWAYS YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND COME ON LET'S GO PLAY!!!!!
Cat: What the fuck? Do you have any idea what you just did? You stepped on my fucking foot, you moron. I will not accept your apology so easily I'll just leave you for a while and hide and when you come near me I'll hiss at you bitch. Go on a diet you fatass maybe then it won't hurt so goddamn much.
Oh god it’s wonderful to get out of bed and drink too much coffee and smoke...– Frank O’Hara (via atomiclanterns)
I’ve learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does...– Maya Angelou (via marleyandme)